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Eyesores of Yesteryear: Sorbara forgotten but not gone

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Poppycock ‘25: Rick Perkins Remembrance Selfie

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Peace at last between Daniel Tyrie, chief braunshirt of the Dominion Society, and his erstwhile employer, the Pipple’s Party of Canada. The nativist nutter, readers will recall, sued the Pips for wrongful dismissal last year, claiming, that he'd been gassed as party executive director “without cause,” and with 34.2 weeks left in his contract, during which he would have made $55,903.85. The PPC, represented by Maxime Bernier attack corgi Andre Marin, begged to differ on cause: “Disobedience a

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