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Justin-Katy latest!

Champagne & Cocaine

Minister, meet mobster!

Poppycock ‘25: Rick Perkins Remembrance Selfie

CBSA Porn Police: Christmas Hitlers and Misses

Plus! Mommy issues at the Prohibited Importations Unit

Trailer Park Boys Deal Goes To Pot!

Inside TPB, Inc.’s month from hell

The TwidioXy

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Lilley Unsourced: You Never Sausage Drivel!

“As my mother would work the counter, I’d be playing hide and seek with my friend Andrew among the beef and hog carcasses hanging in the fridge.”

“[The Ukraine peace plan] looks like another strategic and humanitarian victory for Mr. Trump….”

Worm whoppers

Peggys Cove ragebait reheater

Filipina AI girls gone wild?!

Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Pee-wee’s Passion of the Steve

Just Campaigns prosperity gospel

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Lo-Definition Television

21.11.2025

Doug The Bounty Hunter!

Champagne & Cocaine

December 4, 2025
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Poppycock ‘25: Rick Perkins Remembrance Selfie

December 4, 2025

Pee-wee’s Passion of the Steve

November 28, 2025

Some Honourable Members: Blaine Calkins and Big Naturals

November 21, 2025

At The Bar

At The Bar/News/Sports

Look chaps, Juniors bending! Hockey Canada, CJHL hit with $5M Sex Abuse Suit

July 16, 2025
At The Bar/News

The Buggering News: $50M in new claims against Boy Scouts

June 19, 2025
At The Bar/News

Court Snappers: Who’s Suing Who

April 17, 2025

Rogan: "And you’re not allowed to say it or you’re a conspiracy theorist!"


Hinch-22: Ursuline High’s Slowest Grad (2003) Voted Most Likely to Suck the Life Out of Living Longer

Tony Hinchcliffe: Canada’s overall life expectancy, Since 1930, of course, it goes this way (motions upward), Because you fucking living longer b

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  • “Elon Musk deserves much credit for what he did with DOGE and as a senior advisor to Trump.”

  • Clichéd By The Bell!

  • Globe and Mail silly c-words: “Are we too fearful of cancer?”

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Far-right Fartcatcher Blues: The Pipples vs. Daniel Tyrie Part III


Peace at last between Daniel Tyrie, chief braunshirt of the Dominion Society, and his erstwhile employer, the Pipple’s Party of Canada. The nativist nutter, readers will recall, sued the Pips for wrongful dismissal last year, claiming, that he'd been gassed as party executive director “without cause,” and with 34.2 weeks left in his contract, during which he would have made $55,903.85. The PPC, represented by Maxime Bernier attack corgi Andre Marin, begged to differ on cause: “Disobedience a

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  • Frank Flashback! The Twidiocy: Special Loss of Innocence Edition (10/22/14)
  • Jamil Jivani: Suck tha Police!
  • At the Bar: What’s Eating Ari? “They’re all Hamas.”

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“As a form of art, I’m not even sure I can call this exhibit ‘transgressive.’”

November 28, 2025
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“Today, the claim is that billionaires rule, leaving most of the population struggling….”

November 28, 2025
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“The national anthem should outrank any municipal bylaw”

November 28, 2025
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Happy Black Friday!

November 27, 2025
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Our jocks are tops

November 27, 2025
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Sean Speer v. Sam Stein

November 25, 2025
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“[T]he Democrats [want] to reduce America to a one-party state through the manipulation of illegal immigrants…”

November 24, 2025
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Prince Harry

November 21, 2025
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Doug The Bounty Hunter!

November 21, 2025
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Some Honourable Members: Blaine Calkins and Big Naturals

November 21, 2025
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Whoa, there, Slappy!

November 21, 2025
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“Rabidly Partisan”

November 21, 2025
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The TwidioXy: Theo Fleury

November 21, 2025
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“It doesn’t get any lower and creepier than robbing graves….”

November 21, 2025
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Sgt. Goofy Fun with Math: Ryan Wedding, Canada’s Escobar?

November 19, 2025
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