Hee-Haws’ Ottawa: “There are things to do, you just have to search for them.”
Lilley Unsourced: You Never Sausage Drivel!
“As my mother would work the counter, I’d be playing hide and seek with my friend Andrew among the beef and hog carcasses hanging in the fridge.”
Statement from Z. Frank Starkovski, proprietor, Frankland Ballet
“Skills is skills, but you can’t teach talent!”
